Kathryn (Kelly) Judd      Back To Bob

(Editor's note.  The following press release was received on 3/9/07 from the West Coast)

Chicago Title had their annual awards dinner last night and Kathryn came home with a large carton full of Ciscos, (Chicago Titles' Oscars) for various winning performances in Titledom. She also won a plasma TV for her outfit. (Carmen Miranda, you will recall, was the highest paid star in Hollywood in the '40s.)

Here's her acceptance speech

Primero, I wan to tank my agent, my director. But mos’ of all I wan’ to tank each and every one of yous from the heart of my bottom.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Thas mee. I always like to grab a horn by the bulls. Maybe I get off on the wrong choo. But I believe in a woman’s right to choose. Lotsa choose. Flat choose.Platform choose. God don’ roll dice with Miss Universe. So I gotta put my mouth where the money is. Is no easy to be a star. You can twinkle, but you can’ run. Tank you, tank you, no give up the fight for good. You gotta fight back to front.
Tank you. And happy dreams.